PLACID:
Tell us more of strength and class and dignity, my love
As we trap you under glass and watch you pose, my love
You can stuff yourself with fish eggs and champagne. my love
But tonight, your shit will smell like shit - too bad, my love

PLACID, CARLA:
Someday you will be old, and someday you will die, my love
Someday you will be old, and someday you will die, my love

PLACID, CARLA, GRUB:
Be the model of perfection, be the pinnacle of grace
As the tabloids proudly tell us what it took to make your face
And we know what makes you cuss, and we know what makes you fuss
And we watch you on TV as you pretend to be us

PLACID, CARLA, GRUB, D:
But we see you when you're sleeping, and we hear you on the phone
And we've seen you in the bathroom, and we've seen you all alone
And we've seen you hurt, and we've seen you cry
And we've even seen...

PLACID:
Well of course you never get what you deserve, my love
And of course it's everybody's fault but yours, my love

PLACID, CARLA:
We've all seen your tits - you can put your tits away, my love
And if you've got nothing new to add, shut up, my love

Someday you will be old, and someday you will die, my love
Someday you will be old, and someday you will die, my love

PLACID, CARLA, GRUB, JONAH:
Be the model of perfection, be the pinnacle of grace
As the tabloids proudly tell us what it took to make your face
And we know what makes you cuss, and we know what makes you fuss
And we watch you on TV as you pretend to be us

PLACID, CARLA, GRUB, D:
But we see you when you're sleeping, and we hear you on the phone
And we've seen you in the bathroom, and we've seen you all alone
And we've seen you hurt, and we've seen you cry
And we've even seen...